Facebook Birthday Flop

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When your Facebook wall looks like a ghost town on your birthday because no one even remembers you exist, and you’re left wondering if you’re a ghost too.

Only 2 people liked my post. One was my mom. The other was my cat.

My birthday post had 3 comments. Two were from my ex. One was a random guy who thinks I’m his lost love.

I had 1 birthday wish. It was from my uncle. He said, 'Happy birthday, loser.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The shame you feel when your birthday gets less attention than your dog’s Instagram account.

My dog has 100 followers. I have 10. And only 2 sent me a message. Both were from my brother.

I posted my birthday. My dog commented. My best friend didn’t even like it.

I got 3 birthday wishes. Two were from my grandma. One was from my dog. He said, 'Barky birthday!'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When your birthday is so forgettable, it’s like no one even bothered to check their phone that day.

I posted my birthday. No one commented. Not even my dog.

My birthday post had 1 like. It was from my cousin. He said, 'I forgot about you.'

I had 4 birthday messages. Three were from my family. One was from my dog. He said, 'Mood.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A public humiliation where your birthday gets fewer likes than your uncle’s cheeseburger post from 2017.

My birthday got 5 likes. My uncle’s cheeseburger got 20. He said, 'It was a good day.'

I had 3 birthday comments. Two were from my grandma. One was from my uncle. He said, 'Better than your birthday.'

My birthday post had 2 likes. One was from my mom. The other was from my dog. He said, 'I’m tired.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When your birthday is so low-key, even your ex didn’t bother to send you a message.

I had 2 birthday messages. One was from my mom. The other was from my ex. He said, 'I forgot.'

Only 3 people liked my post. My ex, my mom, and my dog. He said, 'Happy birthday, loser.'

My birthday got 1 like. It was from my dog. He said, 'I’m not your friend.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The agony of seeing your birthday post get fewer likes than your neighbor’s cat’s Instagram story.

My birthday got 2 likes. My neighbor’s cat got 100. He said, 'I’m not your friend.'

I had 4 birthday messages. Two from my grandma. One from my ex. One from my dog. He said, 'I’m bored.'

My birthday post had 3 likes. One from my mom. One from my dog. One from my uncle. He said, 'It was better.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago