Facebook Birthday Flop
A public humiliation where your birthday gets fewer likes than your uncle’s cheeseburger post from 2017.
My birthday got 5 likes. My uncle’s cheeseburger got 20. He said, 'It was a good day.'
I had 3 birthday comments. Two were from my grandma. One was from my uncle. He said, 'Better than your birthday.'
My birthday post had 2 likes. One was from my mom. The other was from my dog. He said, 'I’m tired.'
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