Facebook Bin Laden
Some jerk who messes with your Facebook to make you look like a complete fool. They post things that are so bad, your friends won’t stop making fun of you.
My status says I got a ticket for eating a whole pizza. I didn’t even do that.
My sister’s status says I like cats. I’m not even that weird.
My teacher’s status says I’m a bad student. I didn’t even get a bad grade.