Facebook Bin Laden

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A sneaky bastard who breaks into your Facebook and posts things that make you look like a total idiot. They usually post stuff that’s so stupid or gross, your friends laugh at you for days.
My mom’s status says she’s dating a goat. I’m gonna die.
My crush’s status says I’m a bald eagle. I didn’t even do that.
My grandpa’s status says he’s a vampire. I’m not even gonna explain that.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Some jerk who messes with your Facebook to make you look like a complete fool. They post things that are so bad, your friends won’t stop making fun of you.
My status says I got a ticket for eating a whole pizza. I didn’t even do that.
My sister’s status says I like cats. I’m not even that weird.
My teacher’s status says I’m a bad student. I didn’t even get a bad grade.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A total creep who breaks into your Facebook and posts the worst stuff possible. Your friends laugh so hard, they cry. You get so embarrassed, you want to die.
My status says I got kicked out of school for eating a mouse. I didn’t even eat a mouse.
My dad’s status says I’m a robot. I’m not even a robot.
My cat’s status says I’m a dog. That’s just mean.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A meanie who hacks your Facebook and posts stuff that makes you look like the worst person ever. Your friends laugh at you so much, you feel like crying.
My status says I got a job at the zoo. I didn’t even apply.
My mom’s status says I’m a rock. I’m not even that cool.
My crush’s status says I hate everything. I don’t even hate that much.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Some total a**hole who breaks into your Facebook and posts the dumbest stuff. You feel like a total loser, and your friends won’t stop laughing at you.
My status says I failed math. I didn’t even get a bad grade.
My sister’s status says I like dogs. I don’t even hate dogs.
My teacher’s status says I’m a total a**hole. I’m not even that bad.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A total weirdo who messes with your Facebook and posts stuff that’s so bad, your friends won’t stop laughing. You feel like the worst person ever.
My status says I eat shoes for breakfast. I didn’t even do that.
My dad’s status says I’m a ghost. I’m not even that spooky.
My crush’s status says I love spiders. I don’t even like spiders.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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