facebook aunt
Your aunt who acts like your Facebook posts are the most important thing in the world, even though she hasn’t seen you in years and still thinks you’re a kid
'I saw your post about your job and I’m so proud! You’re such a success! You should be on TV!', from your aunt who still thinks you work at McDonald’s
'I read your post and I got a headache! You’re so dramatic!', from your aunt who still uses the same Facebook layout from 2010
'You posted about your breakup and I got emotional! I cried in the grocery store!', from your aunt who still thinks you’re 12