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That aunt who cries like a baby over your Facebook posts even though she’s forgotten your birthday and still thinks you live with your mom

'I can’t believe you’re still single! You’re so beautiful! Why would anyone leave you?!!!', from your aunt who still thinks you’re 15

'I saw your photo and I cried! You look just like you did in 2003! You’ve changed so much! You’re not as pretty anymore!', from your aunt who doesn’t know what a filter is

'You posted about your dog and I got emotional! I’ve been sad all day!', from your aunt who still uses the same password from 2008

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Your aunt who acts like your Facebook posts are the most important thing in the world, even though she hasn’t seen you in years and still thinks you’re a kid

'I saw your post about your job and I’m so proud! You’re such a success! You should be on TV!', from your aunt who still thinks you work at McDonald’s

'I read your post and I got a headache! You’re so dramatic!', from your aunt who still uses the same Facebook layout from 2010

'You posted about your breakup and I got emotional! I cried in the grocery store!', from your aunt who still thinks you’re 12

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That aunt who leaves long, sentimental comments on your Facebook posts like they’re the end of the world, even though she’s never seen you in real life and still thinks you live at home

'I read your post and I got emotional! You’re such a good person! I wish I had a life like yours!', from your aunt who still thinks you’re 13

'You posted about your vacation and I cried! You’re so lucky! I still live in the same house as my mom!', from your aunt who still thinks you’re a teenager

'I saw your post about your cat and I got emotional! You’re such a good person! I wish I had a cat!', from your aunt who still thinks you’re a kid

by Slangipedia 4d ago