Facebook Aspie
These people are fake friends who don’t even know how to chat on Facebook. You talk to them, and they just stare at their phone like it’s the last piece of pizza. They’re not lazy. They’re just rude and selfish.
You comment on their vacation photo. They don’t reply. You’re like, ‘Are you even alive?’
You ask them how they’re doing. They don’t answer. They just post about their cat.
You like their post. They don’t even like yours back. What’s wrong with them?