Facebook Aspie

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A Facebook friend who acts like they have Aspergers just to ignore you. They leave comments on your posts and then vanish like a fart in a phone booth. They don’t even bother to say ‘like’ or reply. You’re just a ghost to them.
You post a photo of your dog wearing a hat. No reply. No like. Just silence.
You message them about a party. They don’t even read it.
You tag them in a post about your new job. They don’t even blink.
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These people are fake friends who don’t even know how to chat on Facebook. You talk to them, and they just stare at their phone like it’s the last piece of pizza. They’re not lazy. They’re just rude and selfish.
You comment on their vacation photo. They don’t reply. You’re like, ‘Are you even alive?’
You ask them how they’re doing. They don’t answer. They just post about their cat.
You like their post. They don’t even like yours back. What’s wrong with them?
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They’re the kind of people who don’t even know how to use Facebook like a normal person. You say hi, and they just walk away. They’re not shy. They’re just inconsiderate and cheap.
You say ‘Hello’ in a comment. They don’t even say ‘Hello’ back.
You tag them in a post. They don’t even check it.
You send them a message. They don’t even open it. What’s wrong with them?
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They’re Facebook friends who act like they’re brain-dead. You try to talk to them, and they just ignore you like you’re not even there. They’re not dumb. They’re just lazy and rude.
You comment on their post. They don’t even say ‘like’.
You message them about your birthday. They don’t even reply.
You tag them in a post about your new car. They don’t even look at it.
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These people are like the weeds in your garden. You try to talk to them, but they just grow through your messages and ignore everything you say. They’re not lazy. They’re just selfish and cheap.
You comment on their post. They don’t even like it.
You tag them in a photo. They don’t even see it.
You message them about a friend’s birthday. They don’t even read it.
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They’re Facebook friends who act like they’re on a mission. They post stuff, and you comment. They don’t reply. They’re not busy. They’re just inconsiderate and stupid.
You comment on their post. They don’t say a word.
You tag them in a picture. They don’t even know you did it.
You message them about your new job. They don’t even read it.
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