facebook animal doppelganger
A Facebook user who thinks using an animal picture as their profile pic makes them look like a superhero. They're just a fat kid with a raccoon mask.
My mom uses a tiger. I asked her why. She said 'I'm fierce.' I said 'You're just loud.'
This guy changed his picture to a wolf. I said 'You're not a wolf. You're a lost dog.'
She used a dragon. I asked her if she was going to breathe fire. She said 'No, but I can yell.'