facebook animal doppelganger

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Some Facebook user who thinks putting an animal photo as their profile pic will cover up how ugly they are. It's like wearing a mask made of cat hair and hope.

My ex changed his pic to a lion. Still looks like a chump.

This guy uses a penguin. It's like he's saying 'I'm cool, but I'm also confused.'

She put a unicorn as her picture. I called her out. She said 'I'm magical.' I said 'No, you're just stupid.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A Facebook user who thinks using an animal picture as their profile pic makes them look like a superhero. They're just a fat kid with a raccoon mask.

My mom uses a tiger. I asked her why. She said 'I'm fierce.' I said 'You're just loud.'

This guy changed his picture to a wolf. I said 'You're not a wolf. You're a lost dog.'

She used a dragon. I asked her if she was going to breathe fire. She said 'No, but I can yell.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A Facebook user who thinks putting an animal picture on their profile makes them look cool. In reality, they just look like they're trying to hide from their own face.

My uncle uses a bear. He says 'I'm strong.' I said 'You're just fat.'

This girl changed her picture to a fox. I said 'You're not sly, you're just confused.'

He used a shark. I asked him if he was going to eat me. He said 'No, but I might scream.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago