facebook animal doppelganger
A Facebook user who thinks putting an animal picture on their profile makes them look cool. In reality, they just look like they're trying to hide from their own face.
My uncle uses a bear. He says 'I'm strong.' I said 'You're just fat.'
This girl changed her picture to a fox. I said 'You're not sly, you're just confused.'
He used a shark. I asked him if he was going to eat me. He said 'No, but I might scream.'