facebook and chill
When you log into Facebook and stare at it like it owes you money, clicking random stuff for hours while your brain turns to mush.
Bro, I've been Facebook and chilling since 9 AM. I don't even remember my own face anymore.
My mom said I was supposed to go to the store. I said, 'I'll go when I feel like it.' Now it's 3 PM and I'm still logged in.
I clicked on a dog video and now I've watched 17 of them. My life is over.