facebook and chill

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When you log into Facebook and stare at it like it owes you money, clicking random stuff for hours while your brain turns to mush.

Bro, I've been Facebook and chilling since 9 AM. I don't even remember my own face anymore.

My mom said I was supposed to go to the store. I said, 'I'll go when I feel like it.' Now it's 3 PM and I'm still logged in.

I clicked on a dog video and now I've watched 17 of them. My life is over.

Like Netflix and chill, but instead of a movie, you get a bunch of old people's photos and your own bad decisions.

I tried to message my ex. Now I've spent two hours looking at her vacation pics and my own life is a disaster.

I said I was going to do something fun. Now I'm just staring at my Facebook feed like it's a horror movie.

I clicked on 'See who's online' and now I'm arguing with my cousin about who has more friends.