Facebook Always Offline - When you log off because you’re too scared to admit you spen

When you log off because you’re too scared to admit you spend all day stalking your friends’ updates while you do nothing.

I'm offline because I don't want you to know I watched your friend's new video 5 times.

I'm offline because I'm too scared to say I friend requested your uncle just to get a notification.

I'm offline because I'm too proud to admit I read every post on your group chat.