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A person who turns offline on Facebook because they're too lazy to admit they're watching your life like a hawk while you're busy being a nobody.

I saw your post at 2 a. m. and I'm still not online.

I'm offline because I don't want you to know I checked your ex's profile 17 times today.

I'm offline because I'm too ashamed to admit I read every comment on your mom's vacation photo.

Someone who stays offline so they don't have to deal with the embarrassment of being the first to comment on every single post.

I'm offline because I don't want you to know I commented on your post before your dad did.

I'm offline because I'm too scared to admit I saw your friend's new pet and liked it.

I'm offline because I'm too proud to say I watched your birthday video 10 times.

When you’re offline just to hide how much time you waste looking at your friends’ lives while you’re stuck in your own boring one.

I'm offline because I'm too ashamed to say I read your friend's status 23 times today.

I'm offline because I don't want you to know I friend requested your cousin just to see your profile.

I'm offline because I'm too lazy to admit I watched your friend's live stream for 4 hours.

When you log off because you’re too scared to admit you spend all day stalking your friends’ updates while you do nothing.

I'm offline because I don't want you to know I watched your friend's new video 5 times.

I'm offline because I'm too scared to say I friend requested your uncle just to get a notification.

I'm offline because I'm too proud to admit I read every post on your group chat.

Someone who hides online because they’re too lazy to deal with the pressure of being the first to comment on everything.

I'm offline because I don't want you to know I commented on your post before your brother did.

I'm offline because I'm too lazy to say I watched your friend's new story 12 times.

I'm offline because I'm too embarrassed to admit I read your friend's post before your mom did.

When a person turns offline just to hide how much time they waste watching your life while they're stuck in their own mess.

I'm offline because I don't want you to know I watched your post 20 times today.

I'm offline because I'm too ashamed to say I friend requested your friend just to see your profile.

I'm offline because I'm too proud to admit I read your friend's new post before your dad did.