Facebook Always Offline - Someone who stays offline so they don't have to deal with th

Someone who stays offline so they don't have to deal with the embarrassment of being the first to comment on every single post.

I'm offline because I don't want you to know I commented on your post before your dad did.

I'm offline because I'm too scared to admit I saw your friend's new pet and liked it.

I'm offline because I'm too proud to say I watched your birthday video 10 times.