Facebook addiction
Someone who can't leave Facebook. They're on it 24/7. They stay up late. They ignore their real life. They play games until their eyes look like fried eggs.
I stayed up until 3 a. m. playing Farmville. My eyes looked like fried eggs. My mom said I was a raccoon.
I ignored my friend's text because I was busy on Facebook. My friend said I was a Facebook slut. I said I was a Facebook god.
I played a game for 6 hours. My eyes turned red. My mom said I looked like a zombie. I said I was busy being a farmer.