Facebook addiction

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When you can't stop looking at your phone like it's your ex and you're waiting for a text that will never come.

I checked Facebook 17 times during lunch. My teacher thinks I'm hungry. I'm not. I'm heartbroken.

Scrolling through my feed at 3 a. m. I don't care if my friends are asleep. I'm too busy crying over a cat meme.

I stared at my phone so long my eyes turned into fried eggs. My mom said I looked like a raccoon.

Someone who lives on Facebook more than they live on Earth. They chat, poke, comment, and laugh at jokes that no one else gets.

I spent 2 hours talking to a person I've never met. My real friends are dead. My Facebook friends are still alive but they're annoying.

I added 100 people just because we had 2 mutual friends. They don't know me. I don't know them. We're all just strangers.

I laughed so hard at a joke no one else found funny that I peed my pants.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who would rather be on Facebook than be with their real friends. They make fake friends and forget real ones.

I had 100 friends on Facebook but only 1 person showed up to my birthday. That person was my dog.

I spent 5 hours on Facebook. My real friend texted me. I didn't reply. I was busy making a new friend who was just a cat.

I made 100 friends on Facebook. None of them know me. I don't know them. We're all just fake.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Someone who lives online and has no life. They log on at 2 a. m. and expect everyone else to be up too.

I logged on at 2 a. m. and saw 3 people online. I'm not alone. I'm surrounded by crazy people.

I saw my friend online at 2 a. m. I texted them. They replied. They're also crazy.

I logged on at 2 a. m. My mom texted me. She said I was acting like a zombie. I'm not. I'm just online.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're so addicted to Facebook you don't even notice your life falling apart. You play games, laugh at memes, and ignore your real friends.

I played Farmville for 4 hours. My eyes turned red. My mom said I looked like a raccoon. I said I was busy being a farmer.

I laughed so hard at a meme I peed my pants. My friend said I was a meme man. I said I was a meme god.

I ignored my real friend to talk to someone I don't even know. They said I was a Facebook slut. I said I was a Facebook god.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Khaled is the worst kind of Facebook addict. He's online all the time. He doesn't sleep. He doesn't eat. He just stares at his phone like it's his ex.

Khaled logged on at 2 a. m. He was online for 5 hours. His mom said he was a zombie. He said he was a Facebook god.

Khaled played Farmville for 10 hours. His eyes turned red. His mom said he looked like a raccoon. He said he was busy being a farmer.

Khaled laughed so hard at a meme he peed his pants. His friend said he was a meme man. He said he was a meme god.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Someone who can't leave Facebook. They're on it 24/7. They stay up late. They ignore their real life. They play games until their eyes look like fried eggs.

I stayed up until 3 a. m. playing Farmville. My eyes looked like fried eggs. My mom said I was a raccoon.

I ignored my friend's text because I was busy on Facebook. My friend said I was a Facebook slut. I said I was a Facebook god.

I played a game for 6 hours. My eyes turned red. My mom said I looked like a zombie. I said I was busy being a farmer.

by Slangipedia 13d ago