Facebook addiction
Khaled is the worst kind of Facebook addict. He's online all the time. He doesn't sleep. He doesn't eat. He just stares at his phone like it's his ex.
Khaled logged on at 2 a. m. He was online for 5 hours. His mom said he was a zombie. He said he was a Facebook god.
Khaled played Farmville for 10 hours. His eyes turned red. His mom said he looked like a raccoon. He said he was busy being a farmer.
Khaled laughed so hard at a meme he peed his pants. His friend said he was a meme man. He said he was a meme god.