Facebook Abuser - A Facebook Abuser is a human who lives on Facebook more than

A Facebook Abuser is a human who lives on Facebook more than they live on Earth and posts stuff that nobody cares about.

I just liked your post 17 times. You're welcome.

I'm commenting on your comment because I have nothing better to do.

I'm online 24/7 because I have no life and I'm tired of being alone.