Facebook Abuser

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A Facebook Abuser is someone who can't shut up online and is always logged in like it's their job and they're getting paid in likes.

Hey, did you see my post? I posted it like 10 times! Why isn't it viral?!

I commented on your comment and then replied to your reply. You're welcome.

I'm online at 3 AM because I'm bored and my life is sad.

A Facebook Abuser is a human who lives on Facebook more than they live on Earth and posts stuff that nobody cares about.

I just liked your post 17 times. You're welcome.

I'm commenting on your comment because I have nothing better to do.

I'm online 24/7 because I have no life and I'm tired of being alone.

A Facebook Abuser is someone who treats Facebook like it's their ex and sends them messages every day just to make them cry.

I sent you a DM at 2 AM. It's a text. It's a message. It's a cry for help.

I commented on your post and then replied to your comment. You're welcome again.

I'm online 24/7 because I'm lonely and I like being annoying.

A Facebook Abuser is someone who lives in the Facebook world and forgets how to live in real life because they're too busy liking things.

I just posted a picture of my breakfast. It's the most important thing in my life.

I like your post 20 times because I'm bored and I have no life.

I'm online all day because I'm a Facebook zombie.

A Facebook Abuser is someone who uses Facebook like it's their job and they're getting paid in likes, comments, and messages.

I commented on your comment and then replied to your reply. You're welcome for the third time.

I sent you 10 DMs because I'm lonely and I have no life.

I'm online 24/7 because I'm a Facebook addict and I'm proud of it.