Facebook 101
The class you sign up for when someone posts every stupid thing they ever did, and they think it’s a badge of honor.
I posted a picture of my face covered in glitter. It was a Monday. It was a mistake.
I told my crush I’m in love. Then I posted it on Facebook. Then I cried.
I sent a group message to my whole class saying I’m the best. Then I posted it on my timeline.