faceboo
A faceboo is someone you chat with online but you’ll never meet in real life. They might be in another state, or another country, or even another planet. You still flirt with them like they’re your ex.
I chat with my faceboo every day, but she lives in Mexico and I still don’t know what she looks like.
My faceboo sends me heart emojis and I pretend she's my girl.
I have 500 faceboos, and none of them know who I am.