faceboo

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Faceboo is when you try to log on to Facebook but you’re too lazy to type the whole thing and just type 'faceboo' like you’re stupid. Then Google pops up and mocks you.
I typed 'faceboo' and Google said, 'Did you mean Facebook?'
Bro, why'd you type 'faceboo' like you're in a rush and also a retard?
Faceboo? That’s not even a word, and now Google is laughing at me.
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A faceboo is someone you chat with online but you’ll never meet in real life. They might be in another state, or another country, or even another planet. You still flirt with them like they’re your ex.
I chat with my faceboo every day, but she lives in Mexico and I still don’t know what she looks like.
My faceboo sends me heart emojis and I pretend she's my girl.
I have 500 faceboos, and none of them know who I am.
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Faceboo is that random person who likes your post, comments on your club pic, and sends you a birthday message, but you don’t know who they are. They are just some weirdo who thinks you’re cool.
This faceboo just commented on my club pic and said, 'You look like a gangsta.'
That faceboo sent me a birthday message and I didn’t even know they existed.
Why does this faceboo like every post I ever post?
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A faceboo is just someone you added on Facebook. They might be your old friend, your new friend, or someone you don’t even know. But you added them anyway.
I added my faceboo because I thought she was hot.
This faceboo is my old classmate, and now I follow her on Instagram.
I added 200 faceboos just to feel popular.
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To faceboo someone is to randomly message them on Facebook because you thought they were cool. It’s like texting someone you don’t know and hoping they reply.
I facebooed my ex and she replied with, 'Why?'
I facebooed my teacher and he said, 'You're still that weird kid.'
I facebooed my neighbor and now he follows me on TikTok.
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A faceboo is your lover or your boo who you met on Facebook first. They are the person you chat with every day, but you still don’t know what they look like.
My faceboo is my girl, and she’s been my boo for 3 years.
I met my faceboo on Facebook and now we’re engaged.
I’ve been talking to my faceboo for 5 years, and I still don’t know what she looks like.
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To faceboo someone is to rant about them on Facebook. You tag them in a post, and you make them feel bad because you’re mad about something.
I facebooed my ex and said, 'You’re a loser and I hate you.'
I facebooed my boss and said, 'You’re the worst boss ever.'
I facebooed my friend and said, 'You’re the reason I’m broke.'
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