Faceboak - Faceboak is when you stare at your phone for hours and think

Faceboak is when you stare at your phone for hours and think everyone else’s life is way better than yours because of some stupid post or quiz.

I saw my neighbor’s vacation photo and cried because I’m stuck in my mom’s basement.

My crush liked my post. I fainted.

I took a quiz that said I was 80% pizza. I yelled at the screen.