Faceboak

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The sickening crash of your brain when you see too many dumb posts, fake quizzes, and annoying ads on Facebook. It’s like someone kicked you in the head with a bag of chips.

I logged on and saw 10 posts about my ex's new dog. I vomited.

My cousin sent me a quiz that asked if I was a pizza or a taco. I chose taco. I was wrong.

My mom joined 200 fan pages. I lost my mind.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Faceboak is when you get so fed up with Facebook that you think the boak is a real thing that will come and punch you in the face.

I tried to log off, but Facebook kept sending me messages. I screamed into my pillow.

My friend’s dog posted a status. I cried.

I got 1,000 notifications. I died a little inside.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Faceboak is when you stare at your phone for hours and think everyone else’s life is way better than yours because of some stupid post or quiz.

I saw my neighbor’s vacation photo and cried because I’m stuck in my mom’s basement.

My crush liked my post. I fainted.

I took a quiz that said I was 80% pizza. I yelled at the screen.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Faceboak is like being forced to watch your worst enemy’s life flash before your eyes through a bunch of fake quizzes and annoying updates.

I took a quiz and it said I was a vampire. I laughed until I cried.

My teacher posted a photo of my messy desk. I felt like a failure.

I saw my ex’s new boyfriend and started crying in the bathroom.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Faceboak is when you get so annoyed by Facebook that you swear you’ll never log on again, until you see a post about your childhood friend and you cry like a baby.

I was about to quit Facebook, then I saw my old friend’s post. I cried.

My dad posted a video of my dog. I got emotional.

I took a quiz and it said I was a potato. I was offended.

by Slangipedia 13d ago