Faceboak - Faceboak is when you get so fed up with Facebook that you th

Faceboak is when you get so fed up with Facebook that you think the boak is a real thing that will come and punch you in the face.

I tried to log off, but Facebook kept sending me messages. I screamed into my pillow.

My friend’s dog posted a status. I cried.

I got 1,000 notifications. I died a little inside.