Facebo
That guy who sends you a friend request, but when you see them in the grocery store, they act like they don't know you.
Just saw my Facebook friend at the gas station. He pretended he didn't see me.
She added me so I'd like her post about her dog's haircut. That was the only time I ever liked a post.
He accepted my friend request so I'd like his dumb meme about a chicken.