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When you fake being cool on Facebook, but you're actually a sad, lonely loser in real life.

I posted a picture of my cat wearing a party hat. 27 likes. 27 lies.

My ex just accepted my friend request. I'm still mad about the pizza incident.

I have 1,000 friends. None of them know who I am.

That guy who sends you a friend request, but when you see them in the grocery store, they act like they don't know you.

Just saw my Facebook friend at the gas station. He pretended he didn't see me.

She added me so I'd like her post about her dog's haircut. That was the only time I ever liked a post.

He accepted my friend request so I'd like his dumb meme about a chicken.

A fake friend who only knows you because you both liked a stupid game about cows.

I have 300 friends from Farmville. None of them are real.

I accepted a friend request from someone I don't know. Now I have to like their stupid post about their fish.

My best friend is a stranger I met on Facebook. We have nothing in common except a stupid app.

Thinking you're popular because a bunch of people you don't know liked your stupid post.

I posted 'I'm so bored' and 50 people liked it. I'm not bored. I'm fake popular.

My friend request was accepted by 200 people I've never met. They all like my stupid post about my dog.

I have 1,000 friends. None of them know who I am. I'm a fake popular loser.