Faceblurk
You're on Facebook like a broken toaster, it's on, but it ain't doing nothing useful.
I opened Facebook, saw 10 posts, and said nothing. Just like my life.
I was logged in for 2 hours and only posted one meme. That’s Faceblurk.
I had 20 notifications but only replied to one. That’s the Faceblurk lifestyle.