Faceblurk

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Sitting on Facebook like a fat kid at a buffet who only stares at the food and never eats it.

I saw 100 posts but only liked one. Classic Faceblurk.

I logged on just to check my notifications and left.

I opened Facebook, scrolled for 10 minutes, and said nothing.

You’re on Facebook like a ghost, you’re there, but you don’t do anything.

I was on Facebook for 2 hours and only saw 3 posts.

I logged in, saw my ex’s face, and immediately closed the app.

I had 100 friends but only 2 sent me a message this week.

You're on Facebook like a broken toaster, it's on, but it ain't doing nothing useful.

I opened Facebook, saw 10 posts, and said nothing. Just like my life.

I was logged in for 2 hours and only posted one meme. That’s Faceblurk.

I had 20 notifications but only replied to one. That’s the Faceblurk lifestyle.

You’re on Facebook like a zombie, you’re there, but you don’t talk or do anything.

I was on Facebook for an hour and only saw 2 posts. Classic Faceblurk.

I saw my friend's post, said nothing, and went back to watching cat videos.

I logged in, saw my ex’s picture, and said nothing. That’s Faceblurk.

You're on Facebook like a kid who only eats the cake and ignores the ice cream.

I saw 50 posts but only commented on one. Faceblurk at its finest.

I logged in, saw my friend's post, and said nothing. That’s Faceblurk.

I was on Facebook for 30 minutes and only posted one meme. That’s the Faceblurk way.

You're on Facebook like a fish in a bowl, you're there, but you're not doing anything cool.

I was on Facebook for an hour and only saw 3 posts. That’s Faceblurk.

I logged in, saw my friend’s post, said nothing, and left.

I had 100 friends but only 2 sent me a message. That’s Faceblurk.