Facebloke
A human who uses Facebook more than they use their brain and still thinks they’re important.
Posted 10 times in one day about how ‘life is tough’ and then bought a new car.
Sent me a message saying I ‘should’ve been there’ for his cousin’s birthday. It was 2014.
Tagged me in a photo of his dog and called me ‘my best friend.’ I’m not your best friend. I’m your enemy.
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