Faceblitz
Faceblitz is when someone who barely uses Facebook logs on once every few weeks and then starts liking everything, commenting on everything, and acting like they’re the most popular person in the world for about an hour.
"I like this photo. Also, I like this comment. Also, I like this like."
"I just updated my bio to say I’m a ‘legend’ because I felt like it."
"I’m commenting on every picture like I’ve been waiting my whole life for this moment."