Faceblitz

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Faceblitz is when a Facebook user logs on once every few weeks and then goes on a crazy rant by liking everything, commenting on every photo, and updating their whole profile like it's the end of the world.
"I just saw this photo from 2015 and now I'm mad at myself for not being better."
"I like this picture. Also, I like this comment. Also, I like this like."
"I changed my profile picture to a cat because I felt like it."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Faceblitz is when someone who hasn’t been on Facebook in ages logs on and starts liking everything, commenting on every post, and acting like they’re the most important person ever for about an hour.
"I’m liking this post. Also, I’m liking this comment. Also, I’m liking this like."
"Why did I not update my profile in 5 weeks? I’m so sorry."
"I’m commenting on every photo like I’m the main character."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Faceblitz is like when someone logs on to Facebook once every few weeks and then goes full-on psycho by liking everything, commenting on every photo, and updating their profile like it’s their job.
"I’m commenting on every single picture like it’s a test."
"I just updated my profile picture to a dog because I felt like it."
"I like this post. I like this comment. I like this like. I like everything."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Faceblitz is when someone who barely uses Facebook logs on once every few weeks and then starts liking everything, commenting on everything, and acting like they’re the most popular person in the world for about an hour.
"I like this photo. Also, I like this comment. Also, I like this like."
"I just updated my bio to say I’m a ‘legend’ because I felt like it."
"I’m commenting on every picture like I’ve been waiting my whole life for this moment."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Faceblitz is when someone who hasn’t touched Facebook in ages logs on and starts liking everything, commenting on everything, and updating their profile like it’s a new year and they’re getting a raise.
"I’m liking this post like it’s my job."
"I just updated my profile picture because I felt like it."
"I’m commenting on every photo like I’m the most important person here."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Faceblitz is when a Facebook user who hasn’t been online in months logs on and starts liking everything, commenting on everything, and acting like they’re the main character of a drama for about an hour.
"I’m commenting on every photo like it’s my life mission."
"I just updated my bio because I felt like it."
"I like this picture. I like this comment. I like this like. I like everything."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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