Faceblitz
Faceblitz is when a Facebook user who hasn’t been online in months logs on and starts liking everything, commenting on everything, and acting like they’re the main character of a drama for about an hour.
"I’m commenting on every photo like it’s my life mission."
"I just updated my bio because I felt like it."
"I like this picture. I like this comment. I like this like. I like everything."