faceblazin - Facebooking so much your brain turns to mush and you forget

Facebooking so much your brain turns to mush and you forget what day it is like your mom forgot you existed.

I’ve been faceblazin’ since breakfast. My brain is like a soggy taco.

I Facebooked so much I forgot my own name. My dog knows me better than my ex.

I was faceblazin’ so hard I started talking to my fridge.