faceblazin

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Facebooking so much your brain turns to mush and you forget what day it is like your mom forgot you existed.

I’ve been faceblazin’ since breakfast. My brain is like a soggy taco.

I Facebooked so much I forgot my own name. My dog knows me better than my ex.

I was faceblazin’ so hard I started talking to my fridge.

Scrolling Facebook like it’s your job and your brain is on fire from all the nonsense.

I was faceblazin’ so much my phone got tired of me.

I Facebooked so much I started arguing with my mom’s old posts.

I was scrolling so hard my fingers turned to thumbs.

Being so deep in Facebook you think you’re famous and your brain is melting from all the drama.

I was faceblazin’ so much I thought I was a celebrity. My dog thinks I’m a rockstar now.

I Facebooked so much I started crying at my uncle’s vacation photos.

I was faceblazin’ so hard my brain said, 'I quit.'

Facebooking so much your eyes are tired and your brain is like, 'I’ve had enough of your nonsense.'

I was faceblazin’ so much my eyes felt like they were on vacation.

I Facebooked so much my brain threw a tantrum and went to sleep.

I was scrolling so much my phone started laughing at me.

Facebooking so much you forget your own name and your brain starts talking to you like you’re a toddler.

I was faceblazin’ so much I forgot my own name. My brain said, 'You’re a mess.'

I Facebooked so much my brain started asking me questions like I was a kid.

I was scrolling so much my brain said, 'Do you even know who you are?'

Facebooking so much you think you’re a influencer and your brain is like, 'This is the worst.'

I was faceblazin’ so much I thought I had 1 million followers. My brain said, 'Nope.'

I Facebooked so much I started posting my cat’s thoughts.

I was scrolling so much my brain started giving me a side-eye.