faceblazin - Facebooking so much you think you’re a influencer and your b

Facebooking so much you think you’re a influencer and your brain is like, 'This is the worst.'

I was faceblazin’ so much I thought I had 1 million followers. My brain said, 'Nope.'

I Facebooked so much I started posting my cat’s thoughts.

I was scrolling so much my brain started giving me a side-eye.