Faceblam
When something is so dumb you slam your face into something hard like it’s your new best friend and your new enemy.
My cousin said the earth is flat. I Faceblamed him and he got a bruise.
My teacher said the moon is made of spaghetti. I Faceblamed the whiteboard and it turned red.
My dad said I can’t eat cake. I Faceblamed the cake and it exploded.