Faceblam

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When something is so idiotic you punch your face into a table like it owes you money.

My cousin told me the moon is made of cheese. I Faceblamed him so hard the table broke.

My boss said pizza is a vegetable. I Faceblamed her in front of everyone.

My dog ate my homework. I Faceblamed the dog and it ran away.

You get so mad at something you smash your face into something solid like it’s your new best friend.

My math teacher said 2 + 2 is 5. I Faceblamed the chalkboard until it cracked.

My friend said the ocean is dry. I Faceblamed him and he got a black eye.

My mom said I can’t go out. I Faceblamed the door and it creaked in pain.

When something is so stupid you bonk your face on something hard like it’s your new enemy.

My brother said the sun is green. I Faceblamed him and he cried.

My teacher said the sky is purple. I Faceblamed the desk and it screamed.

My dad said I can’t play video games. I Faceblamed the TV and it turned off.

You’re so annoyed you bonk your face on something solid because it’s the only thing that makes sense.

My sister said cats are aliens. I Faceblamed her and she got a nosebleed.

My friend said the president is a chicken. I Faceblamed the chicken and it ran away.

My mom said I’m grounded forever. I Faceblamed the couch and it stopped creaking.

When something is so dumb you slam your face into something hard like it’s your new best friend and your new enemy.

My cousin said the earth is flat. I Faceblamed him and he got a bruise.

My teacher said the moon is made of spaghetti. I Faceblamed the whiteboard and it turned red.

My dad said I can’t eat cake. I Faceblamed the cake and it exploded.