Facebitching
Complaining on Facebook about something tiny and dumb, like your coffee being cold or your mom texting you at 2 a. m. Everyone ignores you because your life is a mess and you’re a waste of space.
My coffee was lukewarm and I had to text my mom. Poor me.
My ex just liked my post and I cried. My life is over.
I got a D on my math test and now I’m gonna die.