Facebitching

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Complaining on Facebook about something tiny and dumb, like your coffee being cold or your mom texting you at 2 a. m. Everyone ignores you because your life is a mess and you’re a waste of space.

My coffee was lukewarm and I had to text my mom. Poor me.

My ex just liked my post and I cried. My life is over.

I got a D on my math test and now I’m gonna die.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Posting something that seems like it’s directed at someone else, but it’s really just your status. You’re confused and everyone else is annoyed.

Hey loser, I saw you eating my sandwich. What’s your problem?

You didn’t reply to my message. You’re dead to me.

You’re a failure and I’m not even your friend.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A fake friend you added on Facebook just because they had a cool profile picture. They’re useless and never talk to you.

Added my neighbor because she had a cat filter. She’s still my neighbor.

Added my teacher just to seem cool. She still texts me homework.

Added my cousin’s dog. It doesn’t even know who I am.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who spends their whole life complaining on Facebook. They have no real friends and live in their mom’s basement.

My life is sad. I eat cereal for dinner.

My dog died and I’m crying. My life is over.

I failed my test and now I’m going to cry in my cereal.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you post on Facebook about how much you hate someone, knowing that it will either start a fight or make everyone else laugh. You’re dramatic and you love drama.

I hate my mom. She’s the worst.

My ex is still talking to me. My life is over.

My dog ate my homework. I’m going to die.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facebook when you’re too lazy to talk to people and just complain about your life in status updates. You’re a useless waste of space.

My life is sad. I hate everything.

I got a D on my test. I’m going to cry.

I’m lonely and I have no friends. My life is over.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A teenage idiot who spends their whole day on Facebook complaining about how sad their life is. They don’t have a job, they don’t have a life, and they think they’re cool.

My life is sad and I’m lonely. I hate everything.

My dog died and I’m crying. My life is over.

I failed my test and now I’m crying in my cereal.

by Slangipedia 13d ago