Facebirthing
When you update your Facebook status every minute like you're in a race with the baby to see who can scream louder.
'I'm 10 cm dilated and I just posted, 'I think I'm gonna die.''
'I posted, 'I can feel the baby coming,' and then I posted, 'I can feel the baby coming harder.''
'I posted, 'I'm in labor,' then I posted, 'I'm in labor and my kid is screaming.'