Facebirther
When you find out your friend had a baby and you didn’t know they were pregnant and they posted about it on Facebook like it was a big deal.
'You had a baby and I didn’t even know you were pregnant! Why didn’t you tell me?'
'You just posted about your baby on Facebook like it was the most important thing in the world!'
'You had a baby and you didn’t even tell me you were pregnant! You just posted it on Facebook!'