Facebirther

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A person who yells at you about your birthday being wrong because Facebook said so even though you were born on a different day and they probably changed it just for fun.

'You were born on the 15th, not the 12th! Facebook said so!'

'I changed your birthday to April 1st because it was a joke and now you're mad!'

'You're not born on the 3rd, you're born on the 5th, and I know because Facebook told me!'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you find out your friend had a baby and you didn’t know they were pregnant and they posted about it on Facebook like it was a big deal.

'You had a baby and I didn’t even know you were pregnant! Why didn’t you tell me?'

'You just posted about your baby on Facebook like it was the most important thing in the world!'

'You had a baby and you didn’t even tell me you were pregnant! You just posted it on Facebook!'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When a woman updates her Facebook status every minute while she’s pregnant and even when she’s having a baby and it’s like she’s giving birth on Facebook.

'I’m 10 centimeters dilated and I’m still updating my Facebook status.'

'I just had my baby and I posted it on Facebook like it was the most important thing ever.'

'I’m in labor and I’m still typing on Facebook like it’s a normal day.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A woman who is giving birth and she’s still updating her Facebook status like it’s a normal day and not the most painful thing she’s ever done.

'I’m giving birth and I just posted on Facebook like it was nothing.'

'I just had my baby and I’m still typing on Facebook like I have time to waste.'

'I’m in the middle of labor and I’m still updating my Facebook status like it’s a normal day.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago