Facebirth
A woman who posts on Facebook every single time she has a baby, even when she's screaming and bleeding and it's the middle of the night.
I posted, 'I just had a baby and I'm bleeding everywhere!' My Facebook friends were like, 'That sounds painful!' I was like, 'It is!'
I posted, 'I just had a baby and I think I'm going to die!' My Facebook friends were like, 'That sounds like death!' I was like, 'I am dying!'
I posted, 'I just had a baby and I'm screaming in pain!' My Facebook friends were like, 'That sounds like a lot of screaming!' I was like, 'It is!'