Facebirth

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When your friend suddenly yells in your face that they had a baby and you didn't know they were pregnant and they posted it on Facebook like it was a big deal.

My best friend ran into me at the store and screamed, 'I just had a baby and I didn't tell you!' I was like, 'You didn't tell me? You didn't even tell me you were pregnant!'

My cousin posted a baby picture on Facebook and I was like, 'You had a baby? You didn't even tell me you were pregnant!' She was like, 'I didn't tell you I was pregnant? I told you I was pregnant!' I was like, 'You didn't tell me!'

My mom friend texted me, 'I had a baby!' I was like, 'You had a baby? I didn't even know you were pregnant!' She was like, 'I didn't even tell you I was pregnant!' I was like, 'You didn't even tell me I was pregnant? You didn't even tell me you were pregnant!'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you post every single thing about your pregnancy on Facebook, even when you're screaming in pain and about to die from labor.

I posted, 'I feel like I'm being ripped apart!' My Facebook friends were like, 'That sounds painful!' I was like, 'I'm being ripped apart!'

I posted, 'I'm having contractions like a thousand people are stabbing me!' My Facebook friends were like, 'That sounds like a lot of stabbing!' I was like, 'It is!'

I posted, 'I think I'm about to die!' My Facebook friends were like, 'That sounds like death!' I was like, 'I am dying!'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who thinks your birthday is on a different day because they got a Facebook notification and they're too dumb to check if it was a joke.

My friend said my birthday was on Monday because Facebook told her. I was like, 'You changed my birthday to Monday as a joke!' She was like, 'I didn't change your birthday!' I was like, 'You did! You changed it to Monday as a joke!'

My coworker said my birthday was on Friday because Facebook told him. I was like, 'You changed my birthday to Friday as a joke!' He was like, 'I didn't change your birthday!' I was like, 'You did!'

My mom said my birthday was on Saturday because Facebook told her. I was like, 'You changed my birthday to Saturday as a joke!' She was like, 'I didn't change your birthday!' I was like, 'You did! You changed it to Saturday as a joke!'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A woman who posts on Facebook every single time she has a baby, even when she's screaming and bleeding and it's the middle of the night.

I posted, 'I just had a baby and I'm bleeding everywhere!' My Facebook friends were like, 'That sounds painful!' I was like, 'It is!'

I posted, 'I just had a baby and I think I'm going to die!' My Facebook friends were like, 'That sounds like death!' I was like, 'I am dying!'

I posted, 'I just had a baby and I'm screaming in pain!' My Facebook friends were like, 'That sounds like a lot of screaming!' I was like, 'It is!'

by Slangipedia 14d ago