Facebiangle
When people are so close they could touch each other, but they're too busy cursing at each other on Facebook.
My friends are sitting at the same table, but they’re all texting someone else about how stupid the other person is.
My brother is sitting next to me, but he’s typing a rant about my sister in the comments of a post.
My mom is yelling at my dad in the comments while my little brother is drawing on the table.