Facebiangle

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A bunch of people standing close enough to elbow each other, screaming into their phones like they’re fighting in a Facebook comment war.

My cousin’s whole family is in the same room, but they’re all arguing in the comments of a post about bad pizza.

My neighbor’s dog is barking at me, but my brother is still yelling at someone online about a meme.

My mom is texting my dad while my sister is arguing with my uncle in the comments of a post about politics.

When people are so close they could touch each other, but they're too busy cursing at each other on Facebook.

My friends are sitting at the same table, but they’re all texting someone else about how stupid the other person is.

My brother is sitting next to me, but he’s typing a rant about my sister in the comments of a post.

My mom is yelling at my dad in the comments while my little brother is drawing on the table.

People who are all in the same room but act like they’re in a Facebook battle royale, swearing at each other in the comments.

My cousins are all at my house, but they’re arguing in the comments of a post about who has the best phone.

My brother is in the same room as me, but he’s typing a comment about how I’m the worst friend ever.

My mom is texting my dad about my little brother while my sister is typing a comment about her.

When people are right next to each other but they're too busy cussing each other out on Facebook.

My brother is sitting right next to me, but he’s still typing a comment about how I’m the worst person ever.

My mom is standing right next to me, but she’s arguing with my dad in the comments of a post about the internet.

My friends are all at the same party, but they’re fighting in the comments of a post about a dumb meme.

A group of people so close they could high-five each other, but they’re too busy fighting in the comments of Facebook.

My sister is right next to me, but she’s still typing a comment about how I’m the worst friend ever.

My mom and dad are sitting next to each other, but they’re arguing in the comments of a post about the internet.

My friends are all at the same table, but they’re fighting in the comments of a post about a dumb meme.