Facebiangle
When people are right next to each other but they're too busy cussing each other out on Facebook.
My brother is sitting right next to me, but he’s still typing a comment about how I’m the worst person ever.
My mom is standing right next to me, but she’s arguing with my dad in the comments of a post about the internet.
My friends are all at the same party, but they’re fighting in the comments of a post about a dumb meme.